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Помочь вообще никому нельзя, как только дело становится сложнее поиска потерянных носков или просто секса(c)
Я уже помогла, чем могла:

The Bureau of Missing Socks
is the first organization
solely devoted to solving the question of what happens to missing single
socks. It explores all aspects of the phenomena including the occult, conspiracy
theories, and extraterrestrial.

We offer support for the matching sock deprived, and, catalog,
research, index and document all extant material related to socks since
the dawn of the shoe. Our audio visual department is the largest multi
media center in Hollywood and several sock themed feature films, television
shows, and interactive CDs are in development.

We are entirely funded by your tax dollars expedited by matching cuts
in the defense, welfare, and education budgets.

Граждане, ваша очередь.