Обещанное про секс
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roma жалуется, что про секс я пишу непростительно мало.
Пользовательarsa ждет про секс уже давно
Я стараюсь. Итак, для Ромы по знакомству, для пользователя из Германии из уважения к его терпению - продолжаем разговор про секс.
Эприграф
E: Edmund Blackadder
G: Prince George
BLACKADDER III - Dish and Dishonesty
At Prince's House
E: Sir, if I may make so bold, a major crisis has arisen in your affairs.
G: Yes, I know, Blackadder. I've been pondering it all morning.
E: You have, sir?
G: Yes -- socks! Run out again!! Why is it that no matter how many millions of
pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any?
E: Sir, with your forgiveness, there is another, even weightier, problem.
G: They just...disappear! Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here,
stealing the damn things and then selling them off.
E: (laughs) Impossible, sir. Only you and I have access to your socks.
G: Yes, yes, you're right. Still; for me, socks are like sex: tons of it
about, and I never seem to get any.
E: Now, if I may return to this very urgent matter... I read fearful news in
this morning's paper.
G: Oh no... Not another little cat caught up in a tree...
E: No, sir. There's a vote afoot in the new Parliament to strike you from the
Civil List.
G: Oh, yes, yes, yes, but what are they going to do about my socks!
E: Sir, if this bill goes through, you won't have any socks.
G: Well, I haven't got any socks at the moment!
E: ...or trousers, shirts, waistcoats, or pantaloons. They're going to
bankrupt you.
G: Well, they can't do that. Why, the public love me! Only the other day, I
was out in the street and they sang, `We hail Prince George! We hail Prince
George!'
E: `We *hate* Prince George', sir. `We *hate* Prince George!'
G: Was it?
E: I fear so, sir. However, all is not lost. Fortunately, the numbers in the
Commons are exactly equal. If we can get one more MP to support us, then
you're safe.
G: Well, hurrah! Any ideas?
E: Well, yes, sir. There is one man who might be the ace up our sleeve. A
rather crusty, loudmouthed ace named Sir Talbot Buxomly.
G: Never heard of him.
E: That's hardly surprising, sir. Sir Talbot has the worst attendence record
of any member of Parliament. On the one occasion he did enter the House of
Commons, he passed water in the Great Hall, and then passed *out* in the
Speaker's Chair. But if we can get him to support us, then we are safe.
G: Well, what's he like?
E: Well, according to `Who's Who', his interests include flogging servants,
shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn't
got a knighthood.
G: Excellent! Sensible policies for a happier Britain!
E: However, if we are to get him to support us, he will need some sort of
incentive.
G: Hmm. Anything in mind?
E: Well, you could appoint him a High Court judge...
G: Is he qualified?
E: He's a violent, bigoted, mindless old fool.
G: Sounds a bit *over*qualified... Well, send him here at once!
E: Certainly, sir. I will return before you can say `antidisestablishment-
arianism'.
G: Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that! `Antidistibblincemin...'
`Antimistilinstid...' `Antistits...'
Prince George
BLACKADDER III - Dish and Dishonesty
Я попыталась раскрыть смысл нерепродуктивного секса в публикации своей переписки с Джеффом. Я, конечно, спросила у Джеффа, не убрать ли это под замок, или и так хорошо – результат таков, что теперь сами выдержки из писем доступны в режиме friends-only (мне они кажутся интересными сами по себе, но я люблю Джеффа и уважаю его выбор).
Но процитирую, собственно, про секс:
еnot утешает Джеффа: - Sex is much overrated anyway (if you get enough of it, you can afford statements like this)
Джефф соглашается: Sex is overrated. Affection and companionship, now that's nice...
Джефф очень хорошо объясняет, зачем ему нужна женщина, даже в том случае, если отношения мучительны – ему нужна защита от одиночества, женское внимание, женщина, которую можно трогать и обнимать - I just love having someone to touch and hold and that BS.
Для меня это звучит очень трогательно и понятно. Но Джеффу не поможешь. Помочь вообще никому нельзя, как только дело становится сложнее поиска потерянных носков или просто секса.
roma жалуется, что про секс я пишу непростительно мало. Пользователь
arsa ждет про секс уже давноЯ стараюсь. Итак, для Ромы по знакомству, для пользователя из Германии из уважения к его терпению - продолжаем разговор про секс.
Эприграф
E: Edmund Blackadder
G: Prince George
BLACKADDER III - Dish and Dishonesty
At Prince's House
E: Sir, if I may make so bold, a major crisis has arisen in your affairs.
G: Yes, I know, Blackadder. I've been pondering it all morning.
E: You have, sir?
G: Yes -- socks! Run out again!! Why is it that no matter how many millions of
pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any?
E: Sir, with your forgiveness, there is another, even weightier, problem.
G: They just...disappear! Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here,
stealing the damn things and then selling them off.
E: (laughs) Impossible, sir. Only you and I have access to your socks.
G: Yes, yes, you're right. Still; for me, socks are like sex: tons of it
about, and I never seem to get any.
E: Now, if I may return to this very urgent matter... I read fearful news in
this morning's paper.
G: Oh no... Not another little cat caught up in a tree...
E: No, sir. There's a vote afoot in the new Parliament to strike you from the
Civil List.
G: Oh, yes, yes, yes, but what are they going to do about my socks!
E: Sir, if this bill goes through, you won't have any socks.
G: Well, I haven't got any socks at the moment!
E: ...or trousers, shirts, waistcoats, or pantaloons. They're going to
bankrupt you.
G: Well, they can't do that. Why, the public love me! Only the other day, I
was out in the street and they sang, `We hail Prince George! We hail Prince
George!'
E: `We *hate* Prince George', sir. `We *hate* Prince George!'
G: Was it?
E: I fear so, sir. However, all is not lost. Fortunately, the numbers in the
Commons are exactly equal. If we can get one more MP to support us, then
you're safe.
G: Well, hurrah! Any ideas?
E: Well, yes, sir. There is one man who might be the ace up our sleeve. A
rather crusty, loudmouthed ace named Sir Talbot Buxomly.
G: Never heard of him.
E: That's hardly surprising, sir. Sir Talbot has the worst attendence record
of any member of Parliament. On the one occasion he did enter the House of
Commons, he passed water in the Great Hall, and then passed *out* in the
Speaker's Chair. But if we can get him to support us, then we are safe.
G: Well, what's he like?
E: Well, according to `Who's Who', his interests include flogging servants,
shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn't
got a knighthood.
G: Excellent! Sensible policies for a happier Britain!
E: However, if we are to get him to support us, he will need some sort of
incentive.
G: Hmm. Anything in mind?
E: Well, you could appoint him a High Court judge...
G: Is he qualified?
E: He's a violent, bigoted, mindless old fool.
G: Sounds a bit *over*qualified... Well, send him here at once!
E: Certainly, sir. I will return before you can say `antidisestablishment-
arianism'.
G: Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that! `Antidistibblincemin...'
`Antimistilinstid...' `Antistits...'
Prince George
BLACKADDER III - Dish and Dishonesty
Я попыталась раскрыть смысл нерепродуктивного секса в публикации своей переписки с Джеффом. Я, конечно, спросила у Джеффа, не убрать ли это под замок, или и так хорошо – результат таков, что теперь сами выдержки из писем доступны в режиме friends-only (мне они кажутся интересными сами по себе, но я люблю Джеффа и уважаю его выбор).
Но процитирую, собственно, про секс:
еnot утешает Джеффа: - Sex is much overrated anyway (if you get enough of it, you can afford statements like this)
Джефф соглашается: Sex is overrated. Affection and companionship, now that's nice...
Джефф очень хорошо объясняет, зачем ему нужна женщина, даже в том случае, если отношения мучительны – ему нужна защита от одиночества, женское внимание, женщина, которую можно трогать и обнимать - I just love having someone to touch and hold and that BS.
Для меня это звучит очень трогательно и понятно. Но Джеффу не поможешь. Помочь вообще никому нельзя, как только дело становится сложнее поиска потерянных носков или просто секса.
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( for me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any )
Prince George
BLACKADDER III - Dish and Dishonesty
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еnot утешает Джеффа: - Sex is much overrated anyway (if you get enough of it, you can afford statements like this)
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Which is another reason I don't catch it all :oP
(I have no clue why sometimes the Cyrillics work and other times not, there is no logic I can see to it.)
Re:
Date: 2004-02-03 08:05 am (UTC)View -> Character Coding - try Cyrillic (Windows-1251), Unicode (UTF-8), Cyrillic (KOI8-R).
If this won't do the job, see smth like http://bama.ua.edu/~mlc/russian/russification.html
Re:
Date: 2004-02-03 09:22 am (UTC)Thanks for the info :o)
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Date: 2004-02-03 10:03 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-06 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-03 10:48 am (UTC)Граждане, помогите, кто чем может!
Re:
Date: 2004-02-06 06:20 pm (UTC)Придется мне - The Bureau of Missing Socks is the first organization solely devoted to solving the question of what happens to missing single socks. It explores all aspects of the phenomena including the occult, conspiracy theories, and extraterrestrial.
We offer support for the matching sock deprived, and, catalog, research, index and document all extant material related to socks since the dawn of the shoe. Our audio visual department is the largest multi media center in Hollywood and several sock themed feature films, television shows, and interactive CDs are in development.
We are entirely funded by your tax dollars expedited by matching cuts in the defense, welfare, and education budgets.
не оствляйте стараний, Маэстро..
Date: 2004-02-06 07:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-03 05:43 pm (UTC)wow! эк загнула, однако. .