Boys and girls

Girls go to Harvard
To become even smarter

Boys go to Jupiter
To become even stupider

- going out with Tanya to see a play "Guys and Dolls" at school theatre - she told me decorations are nice.
- but I don't like the theatre, all I like in life is a taste of Cognac with a cigarette or at least the smell of two.
- too bad I don't smoke.

Путем взаимной переписки (стихи) - keyword: sexual

Explore your sexual peculiarities
Extend your sexual opportunities
Remove your sexual limitations

Study your sexual properties
Analyze your sexual substances
Expand your sexual interests

Verify your sexual validity
Confirm your sexual presence
Attain your sexual stability

Register your sexual novelty
Indicate your sexual security
Ratify your sexual treaty

Support your sexual minority
Donate money to sexual charity
Promote sexual diversity

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Play it right
Keep your zipper tight

[from e-mail exchange with minor editorial corrections]