Limericks about Nant

To whom it may concern --


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There was a young farmer of Nant
Whose conduct was gay and gallant,
For he fucked all his dozens
Of nieces and cousins,
In addition, of course, to his aunt.
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There was a young landy of Nant
Who performed the unusual stunt
Of screwing by mail
When she was in jail
For she had a detachable cunt.
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There was a young lady of Nant
Who performed an unusual stunt
Of screwing long distance
At her lovers insistence
For she had a detachable cunt.


And the one I can't locate on the net:
There was a young landy of Nant
Who had a detachable cunt
...
... getting orgasms by mail
...