Limericks about Nant
Sep. 25th, 2005 12:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
enot06To whom it may concern --
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There was a young farmer of Nant
Whose conduct was gay and gallant,
For he fucked all his dozens
Of nieces and cousins,
In addition, of course, to his aunt.
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There was a young landy of Nant
Who performed the unusual stunt
Of screwing by mail
When she was in jail
For she had a detachable cunt.
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There was a young lady of Nant
Who performed an unusual stunt
Of screwing long distance
At her lovers insistence
For she had a detachable cunt.
And the one I can't locate on the net:
There was a young landy of Nant
Who had a detachable cunt
...
... getting orgasms by mail
...
***
There was a young farmer of Nant
Whose conduct was gay and gallant,
For he fucked all his dozens
Of nieces and cousins,
In addition, of course, to his aunt.
***
There was a young landy of Nant
Who performed the unusual stunt
Of screwing by mail
When she was in jail
For she had a detachable cunt.
***
There was a young lady of Nant
Who performed an unusual stunt
Of screwing long distance
At her lovers insistence
For she had a detachable cunt.
And the one I can't locate on the net:
There was a young landy of Nant
Who had a detachable cunt
...
... getting orgasms by mail
...
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Угу спасиб
Date: 2005-09-25 09:23 am (UTC)Re: Угу спасиб
Date: 2005-09-25 03:14 pm (UTC)Зато вот:
There once was a man from St Paul,
Who was born with detachable balls.
When he was bored,
He'd remove both his orbs,
And juggle while walking the halls.
no subject
Date: 2005-09-26 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-27 03:15 am (UTC)